ohdeartonks:

Lord of the Rings Meme: Eight Quotes [1/8] → Ents' War Song (Book)


"To Isengard! Though Isengard be ringed and barred with doors of stone;
Though Isengard be strong and hard,as cold as stone and bare as bone, 
We go, we go, we go to war, to hew the stone and break the door; 
For bole and bough are burning now, the furnace roars - we go to war! 
To land of gloom with tramp of doom, with roll of drum, we come, 
we come; To Isengard with doom we come! With doom we come, 
with doom we come!"

cage-vs-mishas:

larrystolemytardisfromdestiel:

justryingto:

he-is-in-the-cellar:

luvr4photography:

summerfalll:

Hey all my supernatural fans… Look what I found in my friends barn.

OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO BABY NO NBABY WHY

Dean and his baby had a baby.  Notice that there is no back door.  This is a mini version of the Impala!

is that….TARDIS BLUE?

FLAILING

YOU SIMPLY FOUND A MOTHERFUCKING IMPALA IN A MOTHERFUCKING BARN!!!!??????

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

iam-sherloki-d:

actuallybatman:

This one dvd shelf is basically Tumblr

I WILL NEVER GET TO HAVE ALL OF THESE FML

(Source: samandriel)

stjohnbarrowman:

wimey:

anathemarmotqueen:

starkidjordan:

pablopandemonium:

8 drunk guys jumped Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki. And guess what? JARED FREAKING BROKE HIS HAND BEATING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THEM. I CAN’T EVEN RIGHT NOW. OH MY GOD. HE BROKE HIS HAND. BEATING PEOPLE. IN THE FACE. HE EFFING BROKE THEIR JAWS AND NOSES. BACK UP EVERYONE, WE HAVE A BADASS.

yeah and jensen literally used martial arts training they got from the show to save jared from three guys who were ganging up on him. he literally roundhouse kicked someone in the face.

like these two i swear

but seriously though who walks up on motherfucking jared padalecki and thinks ´´yeah,i can beat that´´

eight drunk people apparently

Seriously, who would mess with a moose?

tonypond:

dw meme ✽ two quotes - [1/2]

(Source: prustens)

g0kudera:

sarahdesdemona:

ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.

You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

(Source: actualadvicemallard)