- my mom:
- don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
- me at 12:
- omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
- me now:
- so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something
if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous
or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me
the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess
Lord of the Rings Meme: Eight Quotes [1/8] → Ents' War Song (Book)
"To Isengard! Though Isengard be ringed and barred with doors of stone;
Though Isengard be strong and hard,as cold as stone and bare as bone,
We go, we go, we go to war, to hew the stone and break the door; For bole and bough are burning now, the furnace roars - we go to war!
To land of gloom with tramp of doom, with roll of drum, we come, we come; To Isengard with doom we come! With doom we come,
with doom we come!"
LOKI HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING SCEPTER
LOKI WHAT ARE YOU DOING
THIS IS NOT HOW YOU CONQUER A PLANET
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER NO WONDER IT DIDN’T WORK OUT YOU FORGOT THE SCEPTER THAT YOU HAD THE WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOKI
YOU COULD’VE HAD IT ALL BUT NOW YOU’RE GOING BACK HOME WITH A GAG IN YOUR MOUTH
I CAN’T DO THIS WITH YOU ANYMORE LOKI
YOU ARE DOING MAGIC HOMEWORK FOR YOUR MAGIC CLASSES AT YOUR MAGIC SCHOOL WITH YOUR MAGIC FRIENDS.
I WOULD GLADLY TRADE PLACES WITH YOU. WANNA DO MY MUGGLE HOMEWORK?
When you think about it, this explains Hermione.
Hey all my supernatural fans… Look what I found in my friends barn.
OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO BABY NO NBABY WHY
Dean and his baby had a baby. Notice that there is no back door. This is a mini version of the Impala!
is that….TARDIS BLUE?
YOU SIMPLY FOUND A MOTHERFUCKING IMPALA IN A MOTHERFUCKING BARN!!!!??????
8 drunk guys jumped Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki. And guess what? JARED FREAKING BROKE HIS HAND BEATING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THEM. I CAN’T EVEN RIGHT NOW. OH MY GOD. HE BROKE HIS HAND. BEATING PEOPLE. IN THE FACE. HE EFFING BROKE THEIR JAWS AND NOSES. BACK UP EVERYONE, WE HAVE A BADASS.
yeah and jensen literally used martial arts training they got from the show to save jared from three guys who were ganging up on him. he literally roundhouse kicked someone in the face.
like these two i swear
but seriously though who walks up on motherfucking jared padalecki and thinks ´´yeah,i can beat that´´
eight drunk people apparently
Seriously, who would mess with a moose?
I’m laughing. The editing is amazing though.
The one thing that Twilight has done right.
I am laughing so fucking hard right now. My suitemates are going to think I’m insane. Omg.
LMFAO THE EDITING HOLY SHIT.
my brain is
CHOOSE ME. CHOOSE ME, EDWARD.
The editing was amazing! XD
Sweet mother of God.
Get. On. My. Blog
that’s some stellar fucking editing work right there ahahaha
all spent crying over bella/edward
and within 2 minutes
suddenly i ship the fuck out of this
Oh my fucking christ
I paused the video
If this was the real Twilight I would have actually watched the movies
I would actually tolerate the movie/book series if it was Edward/Jacob.
I PHYSICALLY DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW SOMEONE EDITED THIS! ARE YOU SURE ROB DIDN’T JUST GO hey lets do this and the cast was just like okay youre robert pattinson whatever you say
I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.
Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”
Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.
Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.
You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.
…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.
i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man