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23

Mar

sometimesifangirltoohard:

sometimesifangirltoohard:

HELLO EVERYONE! I’M DOING A GIVEAWAY!

This SuperWhoLock giveaway is for all of my beautiful followers! The more notes it gets, the more I will add!

Rules:

  • Must be following me,I’m sorry that its so tacky but as this is for my followers and it would be a huge shame if the winner was’t even following me.
  • Reblogs and likes both count and its unlimited reblogs! (but just be careful that it doesn’t annoy your followers!)
  • Ends April the 1st, so I’ll announce the winner on the 3rd (sorry its so long away)
  • Make sure you have your submit box open and if the person doesn’t respond in 24 hours I will pick another winner.

The prizes:

  • "I’m not a psychopath i’m a high-functioning sociopath-Sherlock Holmes" print
  • Your name or anything else that you want printed on a necklace in circular gallifreyan
  • Four Sherlock pins
  • "Saving People, Hunting things, The Family Buisness" V-necked t-shirt (for both boys and girls in sizes S to L)
  • Three Supernatural pins
  • "Hello Sweetie" keychain
  • Infinity/Pentagram Supernatural bracelet 

And if you win and don’t want something i will substitute it for something else in that price range!

HAPPY GIVEAWAY AND MAY THE ODDS BE FOREVER IN YOUR FAVOUR!

As I have run into some financial problems I will need to push it back a month. It will now be drawn on the 1st of May. Sorry for any inconveniences!!

16

Mar

459,055 plays

thatwhoviansynesthete:

emmablackery:

ninalailaa:

jennyashleyboo:

spooky-giichan-who-loves-destiel:

wibblywobbly-timeywimey-johnlock:

sp00kyhomosexual-leafblower:

cindersatmidnight:

eatprayplay:

chloeeatschildren:

You know this song word for word

image

THE DOCTOR’S STUCK IN THA PANDORICA, AMY MIGHT BE DEAD AND RORY’S A ROMAN WITH A GUN INSIDE HIS HAND. SEEMS LIKE THINGS AREN’T GOING AS PLANNED.

RIVER’S IN THE TARDIS, THE TARDIS IS ON FIRE, SHE’S FEELING THE HEAT ON REPEAT SHE’LL REQUIRE, SOMEONE SHE CAN TRUST, SOMEONE WITH A BOW TIE BUT HE’S BEEN LOCKED UP AND LEFT TO DIE

OH MY GOD WHAT WILL THEY DO? THIS SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET THROUGH. MY MIND IS BLOWN I BET YOURS IT TOO.  WELL, I GUESS THIS IS DOCTOR WHO.

RORY’S QUITE DISTRESSED AND HE STARTS TO SOB, WHEN THE DOCTOR APPEARS WITH A MOP, GET ME OUT OF THE PANDORICA, BUT YOU AREN’T IN THE PANDORICA, YES I AM, WELL, YES I WAS IT’S COMPLICATED BUT I WON’T EXPLAIN IT NOW BECAUSE, THEN HE DISAPPEARED INTO A HAZY FUZZ, THAT MAN WHO CAN’T EXPLAIN WHY HE DOES THE THINGS HE DOES

OH MY GOD I DON’T HAVE A CLUE THIS PARADOXES ARE HARD TO CONSTRUE, MY MIND IS BLOWN I BET YOURS IS TOO, WELL I GUESS THIS IS DOCTOR WHOOO. IT’S THE BIG BANG 2 AND I NEED TO REVIEW WHAT ON EARTH JUST HAPPENED BEFORE MY EYES, TIME HAS GONE ASKEW THE UNIVERSE HAS TOO, I’LL TRY TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THE BIG BANG 2. THE BIG GANG TWO.

THE DOCTOR’S GOT RIVER’S VORTEX MANIPULATOR, WHICH HE’LL USE TO MEET RORY TWO THOUSAND YEARS LATER. WHEN THEY FIND AMY AFTER HER SLEEP IN THE BOX, THEY REALIZE THE SUN IS REALLY THE EXPLODING TARDIS. DOCTOR SAVES RIVER FROM THE IMITATING STAR, WOMAN WATCHES BACK CAN’T HELP BUT POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS…

OH MY GOD HE’S WEARING A FEZ, OH MY GOD HE’S WEARING A FEZ, OH MY GOD HE’S WEARING A FEZ, OHMYGODHE’SWEARINGAFEZ. DALEK POPS UP OUT OF NOWHERE, SHOOTS THE DOCTOR KILLS HIM QUITE UNFAIR, HE JUMPS BACK 12 MINUTES TO THE STAIRS. HE’S DEAD, AND EVERYONE DESPAIRS.

LITTLE DO THEY KNOW THE DOCTOR LIES, HE’S GONE STOPPING THE UNIVERSE’S DEMISE, AMY SAYS HER LAST GOODBYES, THE DOCTOR FLIES UP INTO THE SKIES. THE UNIVERSE IS BACK IT’S TRUE, BUT THE DOCTOR SAID HIS FINAL ADIEU, MAYBE YOU’LL COME BACK IF SHE REMEMBERS YOU

ITS THE BIG BANG TWO AND I NEED TO REVIEW WHAT ON EARTH JUST HAPPENED BEFORE MY EYES, TIME HAS BEEN RENEWED THE UNIVERSE HAS TOO, BUT AMY STILL CAN’T HELP BUT CRY. THERE’S SOMEONE MISSING, THE QUESTION’S WHO?? THEN SHE REMEMBERED SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING BORROWED, SOME THING BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND THATS THE BIG BANG TWOOOOOO

i hope it didn’t confuse YOU.

(Source: itsbetterthananal)

02

Feb

cumberlockme:

Ok guys so I am doing a science.
It’s for my sexuality unit of my psychology class.

I want you to Reblog this post if you’ve heard AND believe in the existence of Asexuality.

I want you to like this post if you have either never heard the term, or if you don’t believe in it.

Please help with the science.
Thanks

geothebio:

geothebio:

ay yo it’s giveaway time and i have shitloads of merch left from youmacon

please read the rules below before reblogging to make sure your entry gets in!!

  1. this giveaway ends on january 31st, 2014!
  2. you must be 18 years or older, or have your parent’s permission if you are under 18!
  3. you must have your ask box open so i can contact you if you win!
  4. you must respond within 24 hours! if you don’t i will choose another person!
  5. one reblog/like is allowed. this will count as two entries per person. also, please only enter from one blog. this means you can enter on either a primary or a secondary, not both. any more than one reblog/like and any more than one blog entered and you will be disqualified. please write it down somewhere or index it on your blog that you reblogged/liked it, so you don’t forget and accidentally enter more than two times. no giveaway blogs, i will check.
  6. by reblog/like i mean you can do both! each blog is allowed both one reblog and one like! you get two entries!!
  7. you do not have to be following me, but it is always appreciated!
  8. there will be three winners. each winner will get to choose one tee from the three designs above (first come, first serve, i only have one of each shirt). each winner will also get to choose three of my ten pin sets available on my storenvy (not all are pictured) and 15 extra randomly chosen pins (a total of 39 pins wow)! you will also get three charms, 3 randomly chosen stickers, and a shitload of bookmarks. i don’t know exactly how many you’ll get but it’ll be a lot.
  9. winners will be chosen with a random number generator.
  10. i only have size mediums for all the shirts. i do not have any other sizes available, so please don’t ask.
  11. you can not choose the fandoms/pin designs you want for the 15 randomly chosen pins. i will do this for you. though if there is a particular fandom that triggers you for some reason, please let me know (because i know hannibal can be a pretty sensitive subject to some people)
  12. i ship worldwide! you do not have to pay for shipping, i will cover that!
  13. if there is anything else you want to know that isn’t covered above, please don’t hesitate to shoot me an ask!
  14. asks that have already been answered regarding this giveaway can be found here

i’ll be closing this at 12pm EST today! (approximately 2 hours from now)

01

Feb

sweetdreamshillary:

sweetdreamshillary:

SWEETDREAMSHILLARY'S 600 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY

Why you all decided to follow me I have no idea, but I feel like it’s time to start giving back! Unfortunately I’m poor, so this is also the Natalie-Is-Pretty-Good-At-Scrounging-In-Thrift-Stores Giveaway.

The items:

  1. Homemade troll shirt of your choice.
  2. Super cool Harry Potter pencil or makeup case with key insert.
  3. Gorgeous blue beaded pendant scarf.
  4. Bitchin European explorer tie with chart and ship illustrations.
  5. Set of five Christopher Moore novels (Bite Me, Bloodsucking Fiends, You Suck, A Dirty Job, Fluke)
  6. Set of two Gregory Maguire novels (Wicked, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister)
  7. Set of two Jonathan Stroud novels (The Amulet of Samarkand, Ptolemy’s Gate)

Here’s how it works:

  1. Be following me!
  2. Reblog it!
  3. Wait until February 15th!
  4. PROFIT! (maybe)

What mean swag will you get?

That depends! I believe each of us is entitled to CHOOSE OUR OWN DESTINY, so:

  • FIRST PLACE will receive one troll shirt and choose one item (pencil case, scarf, tie) and one book set.
  • SECOND PLACE will receive one troll shirt and choose one item and one book set from the remaining stock.
  • THIRD PLACE will receive one troll shirt and the remaining item and book set.

No matter what you’re getting some radical swag and some excellent reading material, so go crazy. And thanks for putting up with my ridiculous blog!

Hello friends! About two weeks until this giveaway closes, and I’m really excited to start getting this stuff shipped off.

Good luck!

29

Jan

Reblog if you are a woman who is offended by the lyrics in Blurred Lines

carryonstarkid:

I will be writing a sociological research paper about the effects of the lyrics in Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines.

Please reblog this if you are a female who finds the lyrics of this song offensive or upsetting.

The equal post for men can be found here and for nonbinary/genderqueer here.

22

Dec

soltian:

Hi everyone! It’s time for what can now officially be considered my annual Holiday giveaway! The prize, the winner of which will be announced on Christmas Day, will be one (double-sided, full-body sized) pillowcase of the winner’s choosing!

Here are the rules:

  • Everyone is entitled to a total of two entries - one like, and one reblog.
  • You do not have to be following me to win, although it is always greatly appreciated!
  • The winner will be announced on Christmas day; delivery time of the prize will vary depending on whether your man of choice is in stock.
  • Yes, I will ship internationally.
I will be notifying the winner via tumblr ask and the message will be sent from my “parent” account,
lucya. Best of luck, and Happy Holidays!

10

Nov

heylookitsliz:

elizabeth-antoinette:

ikenbot:

freeselfdefense:

Rape Escape

  • Easy and very effective
  • Requires nothing but your body
  • Includes attack

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

Worth watching

I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this. 

I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head. 

Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away

So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out. 

I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot 

(Source: )

05

Nov

kia-kaha-winchesters:

lackyannie:

turntechoddhead:

risahawkeye:

kingminty:

i dont get it


I’m trying so hard to get it.

how old are you fuckin twerps?!

what is there not to get
its a self explanatory image omg

kia-kaha-winchesters:

lackyannie:

turntechoddhead:

risahawkeye:

kingminty:

i dont get it

I’m trying so hard to get it.

how old are you fuckin twerps?!

what is there not to get

its a self explanatory image omg

04

Nov

leladybird:

I think he’s trying to kill all our ovaries on purpose now. Goddamn.

(Source: mishasteaparty)

30

Oct

thetwelfthiscoming:

im-a-high-functioning-psychopath:

lumos5000-getsspooky:

the noise i just made was not human

The neighbors must think I am being murdered if they are going by the sounds I made at this.

thetwelfthiscoming:

im-a-high-functioning-psychopath:

lumos5000-getsspooky:

the noise i just made was not human

The neighbors must think I am being murdered if they are going by the sounds I made at this.

(Source: cosmic-nerd-angel)

24

Oct

batgod:

a cute bat gif masterpost aka why you should love bats as much as i do

here’s part one [x]

(Source: novabeau)

20

Oct

mashtonpotatoes:

slowlylosinglbs:

seeyanightvale:

eutux1a:

It’s been a few hours, you’ve just been hanging there. You’ve been quiet, too quiet. Usually there’s music playing, or your foot steps could be heard. But today, you’re quiet. Your little sister, who doesn’t normally come to greet you because you lock yourself away, decides to see what you’re doing. She assumes you’re taking a nap, or doing some homework quietly. She runs up the stairs, eager to see, but she comes to an immediate halt. You’re not doing your homework, nor taking a nap. Your music isn’t playing and you aren’t walking around. You’re hanging there, completely still, now just like her. At this moment, her whole world shatters. Everything she has ever known, looked up to, loved, is hanging there by a thread. At this moment, her life has been changed forever. At this moment, she wishes she was hanging with you.
Before you decide to take your life, imagine who will find you. Imagine them walking into a room, and seeing you just hanging there. Whether it be your little sister, little brother, mother father, grandparents, a friend. Imagine what will happen when they find you. No, they will not say “Finally, they’re gone.” No, they will not say “I’m happy they did that.” No, they will not say “I never loved them anyways.” They will die. Their hearts will break. They will hurt, more than you ever could. They will cry, scream, and break down. They’ll believe it’s all just a dream, praying to wake up. Except, they won’t feel that for a few seconds, or a few days, not weeks, nor months. They will feel that until the day they die. Everyday will be hell. They’ll think of you ever second. They’ll hate themselves for not being able to help or save you. They’ll wish they could die too. They’ll want to give up, just to be with you. They won’t be ever be happy again. They won’t smile. They won’t go back to their daily routine. They’ll die every time they walk past your room, or see a picture of you, or think of a memory with you. They’ll think, but stay quiet. They’ll visit your grave, feeling a knife go through their chest every time. And every morning when they wake up, no matter how long it’s been, they’ll wake up to thinking they’ll see you, only to be let down once again. And every night, they will cry themselves to sleep, because even though they refuse to admit it, know you’re gone forever.
Before you decide to take your life, think of your family, burying you. Yes, your own mother and father are planning your funeral. It’s supposed to be the other way around, but it’s not. They’ll have to call the cops, sign a death certificate, pick out clothing, buy a tomb stone, a casket, pick out flower arrangements, and more; All for their child’s funeral. The morning of your funeral, everyone who loves you is wearing black. Tears are streaming down their face, while their heart is breaking. Everyone who you thought didn’t need you, or didn’t care, are waiting in line to see you. They aren’t waiting in line at a party, or a graduation, or at a wedding reception. They’re waiting to see you, hands folded, lifeless, in a casket.
Before you decide to take your life, think of everyone you will be hurting. Don’t you dare say no one, because absolutely everyone will be affected. Your grandparents, won’t have a grandchild anymore. Your parents, won’t have a child anymore. Your brother or sister, won’t have a sibling anymore. Your pet, won’t have an owner anymore. That person you sit next to in class, won’t feel your presence anymore. Your teacher, won’t have a student anymore. That time your grandparents told you no, will haunt them forever, thinking it is their fault, that you are now dead. That time your parents yelled at you, will haunt them forever, thinking if they didn’t yell at you, you would still be here. That time your sibling said they hated you, will hate themselves, because they believe you would still be alive if they said they loved you instead. Those kids who made you feel bad, will wish they were dead too, because if they just smiled at you instead, you would be here. That teacher that said you didn’t meet her expectations, will feel like a failure, because you would still be here, if she believed in you. Everyone, who has ever been in your presence, will hurt, because if they showed you they cared, you would still be here.
Before you decide to take your life, think. Don’t just think of yourself, think of the consequences for everyone else. No one’s life will be the same again. That person who God made specially for you, won’t have you. That happiness that was waiting for you, will never show again. Before you decide to take your life, realize that you may be ending your pain, but you’ll be starting a lifetime of everyone elses. 
If you are feeling alone, and think that suicide is the only way out:
My ask is open, and I’m always here. I’ll never judge you. I’ll try to help you.
If you are thinking of taking your life, call:
1-800-784-2433
1-800-SUICIDE

You stupid motherfuckers, don’t you dare not reblog this. Because this deserves 100K notes more than pictures of your favourite gay couple or cute cats, and yet it has 243 notes. 243 fucking notes? Fuck that. Fucking signal boost this.

I wish she had seen this.

You could save a life tonight with just one reblog

mashtonpotatoes:

slowlylosinglbs:

seeyanightvale:

eutux1a:

It’s been a few hours, you’ve just been hanging there. You’ve been quiet, too quiet. Usually there’s music playing, or your foot steps could be heard. But today, you’re quiet. Your little sister, who doesn’t normally come to greet you because you lock yourself away, decides to see what you’re doing. She assumes you’re taking a nap, or doing some homework quietly. She runs up the stairs, eager to see, but she comes to an immediate halt. You’re not doing your homework, nor taking a nap. Your music isn’t playing and you aren’t walking around. You’re hanging there, completely still, now just like her. At this moment, her whole world shatters. Everything she has ever known, looked up to, loved, is hanging there by a thread. At this moment, her life has been changed forever. At this moment, she wishes she was hanging with you.

Before you decide to take your life, imagine who will find you. Imagine them walking into a room, and seeing you just hanging there. Whether it be your little sister, little brother, mother father, grandparents, a friend. Imagine what will happen when they find you. No, they will not say “Finally, they’re gone.” No, they will not say “I’m happy they did that.” No, they will not say “I never loved them anyways.” They will die. Their hearts will break. They will hurt, more than you ever could. They will cry, scream, and break down. They’ll believe it’s all just a dream, praying to wake up. Except, they won’t feel that for a few seconds, or a few days, not weeks, nor months. They will feel that until the day they die. Everyday will be hell. They’ll think of you ever second. They’ll hate themselves for not being able to help or save you. They’ll wish they could die too. They’ll want to give up, just to be with you. They won’t be ever be happy again. They won’t smile. They won’t go back to their daily routine. They’ll die every time they walk past your room, or see a picture of you, or think of a memory with you. They’ll think, but stay quiet. They’ll visit your grave, feeling a knife go through their chest every time. And every morning when they wake up, no matter how long it’s been, they’ll wake up to thinking they’ll see you, only to be let down once again. And every night, they will cry themselves to sleep, because even though they refuse to admit it, know you’re gone forever.

Before you decide to take your life, think of your family, burying you. Yes, your own mother and father are planning your funeral. It’s supposed to be the other way around, but it’s not. They’ll have to call the cops, sign a death certificate, pick out clothing, buy a tomb stone, a casket, pick out flower arrangements, and more; All for their child’s funeral. The morning of your funeral, everyone who loves you is wearing black. Tears are streaming down their face, while their heart is breaking. Everyone who you thought didn’t need you, or didn’t care, are waiting in line to see you. They aren’t waiting in line at a party, or a graduation, or at a wedding reception. They’re waiting to see you, hands folded, lifeless, in a casket.

Before you decide to take your life, think of everyone you will be hurting. Don’t you dare say no one, because absolutely everyone will be affected. Your grandparents, won’t have a grandchild anymore. Your parents, won’t have a child anymore. Your brother or sister, won’t have a sibling anymore. Your pet, won’t have an owner anymore. That person you sit next to in class, won’t feel your presence anymore. Your teacher, won’t have a student anymore. That time your grandparents told you no, will haunt them forever, thinking it is their fault, that you are now dead. That time your parents yelled at you, will haunt them forever, thinking if they didn’t yell at you, you would still be here. That time your sibling said they hated you, will hate themselves, because they believe you would still be alive if they said they loved you instead. Those kids who made you feel bad, will wish they were dead too, because if they just smiled at you instead, you would be here. That teacher that said you didn’t meet her expectations, will feel like a failure, because you would still be here, if she believed in you. Everyone, who has ever been in your presence, will hurt, because if they showed you they cared, you would still be here.

Before you decide to take your life, think. Don’t just think of yourself, think of the consequences for everyone else. No one’s life will be the same again. That person who God made specially for you, won’t have you. That happiness that was waiting for you, will never show again. Before you decide to take your life, realize that you may be ending your pain, but you’ll be starting a lifetime of everyone elses. 

If you are feeling alone, and think that suicide is the only way out:

My ask is open, and I’m always here. I’ll never judge you. I’ll try to help you.

If you are thinking of taking your life, call:

1-800-784-2433

1-800-SUICIDE

You stupid motherfuckers, don’t you dare not reblog this. Because this deserves 100K notes more than pictures of your favourite gay couple or cute cats, and yet it has 243 notes. 243 fucking notes? Fuck that. Fucking signal boost this.

I wish she had seen this.

You could save a life tonight with just one reblog

(Source: writtenly)

Reblog if I can anonymously leave you a sexually uncomfortable message.

thatwasnotmydesign:

dismantl3-repair:

mmd-ask-the-freeshooter:

fart-sound:

xsithprincessx:

terrrificly:

oh my gOD

I rregret these 99.999999% of the time

for me, they’re never uncomfortable ehehehehe

do your worst people, I don’t get uncomfortable.

pls

I pretty much have no TMI threshold, so… go.  Anon is on, will reply privately or not publish if specified, but for god’s sake, go for it.  I never get anything, stop being so tame everyone 8D

(Source: perks0fbeingpunk)

14

Oct

nickynichls:

 "Rule Number Two: the living usually won’t see the dead".  -Beetlejuice (1988)